Locker 47: The Embodiment of Disgust

Locker 47, according to legend, is the embodiment of absolute disgust which connects our world to the land of Termina (aka where the Magic Hag resides). Inside the locker is said to be month-old chocolate milk pouches and 4-week old Orange Juice. There is also said to be an entire storage of trash supplied within the locker. Origins of this locker are said to originate from a high school somewhere within a valley in a western coast state. But, due to time being the apex predator of the universe, the sands of time claimed this legendary treasure for itself.

There have been many attempts to excavate the locker as it is the only known portal, all of which have been unsuccessful. However, we have managed to find a short description of the locker from the founders of it. Our Scientists have declared this record to be very ancient and has even led to the conclusion that there were actually TWO portals, one of which was recently discovered known as locker 30. There is also an article on this in our wiki.

In short, Locker 47 is a blessing in disguise, as this will help against the Revolution Against The Hags in an effort to finally win the Blue Potion rights for all. Our scientists have hypothesized that the founders knew about the portal and frequently traveled between dimensions to meet with the Hag. One could even say that they were able to travel to the singularity. Our scientists have tried their best to restore the report of Locker 47 but have only been able to restore about 7% of the full report created by the founders. Here is what we've been able to recover;

"T-is i- fuc--ng dis--sting. Why the fu-k is th- food so fu- *hysteri-al laugt-r" th-s loc-er is sh-t. I wo-nd-- who will fin- -- in the y-ars to come"

The full report is guessed to say "This is fucking disgusting. Why the fuck is the food so fucking *hysterical laughing" this locker is shit. I wonder who will find it in the years to come".

We've guessed that the founders intended this locker to be discovered by other individuals to see how disgusting this locker is. Here's the total contents:

2 Rotten Chocolate Milk Pouches (the milk looks like cottage cheese)

1 Sprite Soda Can

Numerous loose papers and gum pouches

And presumably many more, we hope to learn more about dimension switching with this locker. Unfortunately, the Government has demanded our files be kept secret in an effort to keep dimension switching a secret. But we need to know more about the Hag...

Everyone does...