Magic Hag Joins P.E.T.A.

P.E.T.A. (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) released an update this morning (October 8th, 2015) stating that a new "political leader" joined their organization yesterday. P.E.T.A. confirmed that their new member is none other then Magic Hag... i shit you not. So first off, why the hell does P.E.T.A. consider Magic Hag a "political leader?" That might just be the stupidest thing P.E.T.A. has ever said, second only to all that shit they said about Pokemon back in the day. Also, why did Magic Hag join P.E.T.A.? It's not like she gives a shit about animals, hell i saw her just last week beating the shit out of some random monkey. He didn't do anything wrong, but she did it! This just shows how truly stupid P.E.T.A. is, with it's weekly bullshit and common terrorist attacks.

Conclusion
FUCK P.E.T.A. AND FUCK THE MAGIC HAG!