New Element to be added to the Periodic Table of the Elements: NBP

NBP (Also known as Blue Extract) is the 119th element discovered as of August 2015. This element was discovered in a swamp when a scientist by the name of [DELETED] saw an unusual puddle of blue liquid produce high levels of radium 2 pesticide. The element is by far the rarest substance and the longest known existence of this element was recorded at 4.31 seconds. The element consists of 119 atoms of Blue Plutonium, Hydrogen, Oxygen, and BP (Unknown material). The atomic radius is 143970, and the density is 6664. This element is created when a mixture of a red and green potion are combined with a purplish-blue magic mushroom.

The word NBP derives from the Hag-ish language. The word NBP means "No blue potions are in stock, and now you must leave my yummy chicken shop in an extremely quiet and friendly manner or else I will call terrorists on you and blow you up with my magic nukes! Or would you rather be killed from my blue mini gun? Ke ke ke ke ke ke ke!". This element is 40 times more dangerous than plutonium and Chlorine combined. This new element is rumored to be a "gift" from Magic Hag so that we will destroy ourselves with the power of this element.

This element explodes on contact with solid substances and flesh, and is said to be fatal. When this element explodes, a blue mushroom cloud becomes visible. If you can see this cloud, it's too late, as by the time you see the element it is already inside of you. The element, when exploded, travels at 478 mph, and is known to cause instant death. Cancer if the victim is lucky, no other element comes near this deadly element. The explosion is said to always be 500 miles wide. If a victim of the element survives, known symptoms are:

Diarrhea

Vomiting

Involuntary Movements and/or Spastic Fits (seizures)

A sudden desire and greed for anything blue

Cancer

This element is deadly. Do not try to seek it.