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February 8, 2015

Recently a new discovery found that "blue potions" can be drank without purchasing them each individually by means of potion fusion. By mixing a Red Potion and a Green potion a substitute for a "blue potion" is created and you don't need to run the risk of being killed by the Hag. I will be trying this technique soon and I'll check back in afterwards, until then.

February 9, 2015

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I tried the "blue potion" fusion and it failed to work. I did some research and saw that the reason this happens is because I tried to fill a full Red Potion with a full Green Potion which made an overdose and created a defective "blue potion". What I found that I should do is take half of a Red Potion, Half of a Green Potion, and fill it in a "blue potion" bottle. I will check back in a little bit.

February 17, 2015

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I tried the half and half "blue potion" fusion, but it was not fully functional. The potion only restored half of the magic and half of the health, probably because only half of each potion was used. While this potion is not fully functional, it still works so I am calling it a new type of potion, the Aqua Potion, 3/4 the price of a "blue potion" and half as effective, I can hope that the hag doesn't kill me for having it. I will check back later.

September 24, 2015

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I apologize for not checking in on this blog ladies and gentlemen. Some recent events have caused me to not have the time to check back in here but i'll spare you the details.

I came across some interesting data according to some scientists (who I will keep anonymous for safety reasons). There was apparently a new element discovered called NBP (Also known as Blue Extract). This element was apparently extremely dangerous but through some deep web negotiation I was able to purchase 2 grams. Each one was ridiculously expensive in bitcoin (deep web currency) but you can search about it later.

There was also an article about the element, here is a link to the article:

[DELETED FOR VIOLATION OF FBI FEDERAL COURT LAW 6664]

So I went ahead and handled the element EXTREMELY carefully, one wrong move and either i'm dead from cancer or the element disappears for existence. I was able to possess the element for several minutes because whoever sold me the element also created a coating to keep the NBP existing. If you don't know, NBP is only capable of being in existence in our world for only seconds (longest record was 4 I believe). So i'm gonna try to use this element myself today. I'll tell you the results later this week. Hopefully I don't take another 6 months to check back into you guys!

October 5, 2015

______________________________________________________________________________________________Alright ladies and gentlemen, turns out that I have been having some federal issues with the FBI and Judicial Branch lately. As you may have noticed the link to the element article was deleted since I was forced, by law, to do so. Unfortunately as well, this blog is going to apparently be monitored by the Feds more often than usual so I apologize if things don't get as interesting as they usually would. So, I guess I should tell you more about this issue.

Apparently, element 119 (NBP or BlueExtract) is part of a secret experiment held inside the nation's capital so by Federal Law I am not allowed to discuss significant details about it or my own personal experiments. I was however granted amnesty from my supposed "crime" and got off scott-free. Just good news for me really. Unfortunately for you guys I won't be able to share anymore knowledge about this topic so i'm sorry to say this is the end of this blog. On this page at least, please feel free to PM me to nobluepotions@yahoo.com for more details. I am going to continue these blogs, but just under a less monitored situation.

October 7, 2015

______________________________________________________________________________________________Alright ladies and gentlemen, it appears that I can now safely provide this crucial information without worry of the corrupted government. Sad how such information as important as this is seen as bad and has to be hidden to the public. This information SHOULD be allowed to be seen by the public and not be tucked away in some hidden archive file. But enough about my rant.

So anyway, I conducted more experiments. Nothing new so far, however, I did notice that the radiation levels of the BlueExtract have gone down quite significantly. I discovered this while accidentally spilling a mixture of H2O and Green Neon near the NBP. This doesn't help much but it could lead to more interesting discoveries.

I'll check back in this week hopefully, unless some more issues come up. I'll spare you the boredom, so check back when this is updated again.