Magic Hag's Computer

Overview
It may shock many to hear that the Magic Hag does in fact have a computer albeit a very old one. While quite impressive for its time it just so happens that was about twenty years ago. Also, it's worth mentioning she rarely uses the damn thing!

Internet
Strangely enough the Magic Hag does pay for internet. The internet she pays for is very slow and could easily frustrate just about anybody. Her internet could be described as, "depressing", and "painful to observe". Download speeds are generally between 25, and 60 kbps which is miserable, while upload speeds are considered too slow by most network speed tests to effectively measure. She has never once complained to her ISP as she believes all of this is normal.

Hardware
Despite her awful internet the Magic Hag actually has quite the impressive computer for its time as it was purchased, and assembled sometime in 2000.

The following information has been provided by the original manufacture.


 * OS: Windows 2000 (later updated to Windows XP)
 * CPU: Intel Pentium III 1133 - 1.13 GHz
 * GPU: GeForce 2 Ultra - 64 MB DDR VRAM
 * Sound Card: CT Sound Blaster Live! 5.1
 * RAM: 512 MB - 200 MHz DDR-400 SD-RAM
 * HDD: 40 GB (a little much considering she didn't install or download shit)
 * Motherboard: Transcend TS-AVD3

Software
Tons of random crap the Magic Hag downloaded attempting to browse the internet. She'll essentially click on any flashy ad she comes across. The Hag is however believed to have Windows Media Player open at all times in order to have the potion shop theme play continuously throughout the day.



Malware Vulnerabilities
Given both the age of the computer, and the lack of updates it has received, it is believed the computer has an unprecedented amount of malware contained within. It wouldn't be too much of a stretch to believe that the computer has been used to spy on the potion shop in order to learn of its potential secrets for many years despite the PC lacking both a camera, and microphone.

Crysis?
I highly doubt it could considering its age but that'd be one damn impressive feat!

Usage
Outside of a few notable examples over the course of the computers long, unreasonable life, the Magic Hag does not actually know how to operate her computer and as a result has never actually turned it off. It is believed the last time it was actually shut down was when it was once accidentally unplugged by a customer. The Magic Hag is known to occasionally binge watch videos from the YouTube channel, "DSPgaming".